tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-373599443312823873.post6477911368055820795..comments2023-06-14T15:10:43.429+02:00Comments on Le MartinoBlog: Le retour du gnocchiUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-373599443312823873.post-36759114964990685272013-05-31T00:32:31.934+02:002013-05-31T00:32:31.934+02:00Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis
Lyr...Artist: King Missile<br /><br />Song: Detatchable Penis<br /><br />Lyrics:<br /><br />I woke up this morning with a bad hangover<br />And my penis was missing again.<br />This happens all the time.<br />It's detachable.<br /><br />[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]<br /><br />This comes in handy a lot of the time.<br />I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,<br />or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.<br />But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,<br />and the next morning I can't for the life of me<br />remember what I did with it.<br />First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.<br />So I called up the place where the party was,<br />they hadn't seen it either.<br />I asked them to check the medicine cabinet<br />'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes<br />But not this time.<br />So I told them if it pops up to let me know.<br />I called a few people who were at the party,<br />but they were no help either.<br />I was starting to get desperate.<br />I really don't like being without my penis for too long.<br />It makes me feel like less of a man,<br />and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.<br />After a few hours of searching the house,<br />and calling everyone I could think of,<br />I was starting to get very depressed,<br />so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.<br />Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,<br />where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,<br />I saw my penis lying on a blanket<br />next to a broken toaster oven.<br />Some guy was selling it.<br />I had to buy it off him.<br />He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.<br />I took it home, washed it off,<br />and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.<br />People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,<br />but I don't know.<br />Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,<br />I like having a detachable penis.<br /><br />(non je suis pas jaloux et je lui aps de mal à cet homme là lol)lalalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-373599443312823873.post-61344900885719712042013-05-01T17:42:18.566+02:002013-05-01T17:42:18.566+02:00intéressant le sosie de dustin hoffman qui se pro...intéressant le sosie de dustin hoffman qui se promène avec le sosie de la main de E.T. =)lalalalanoreply@blogger.com